the annual cry

The annual cry. Hot girls cry on their birthdays, right? Am I hotter or less hot than last year? Oh god, have I even done anything? Wasn’t I supposed to…

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living la vida loca

What’s the opposite of living LaVida Loca?  I keep dreaming about my ex. The one who I loved when I lived down South. Correction. The one who I thought I…

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September 1st

September 1st. Happy New Year. Happy Rory Gilmore season. Or should I say Paris. We all know she was the best character. It’s the most wonderful time of the year,…

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Am I depressed?

There’s nothing an overpriced face mask can’t fix. If Co Star fails for words of wisdom, I can usually fallback on Flo to tell me my hormones are out of…

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Do I hate him?

Do I hate him? I am definitely the funnier one in the relationship. Shoutout to my Mother. Not for also being funny, but for being a slight train-wreck.  Am I…

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Florence

I could more than likely move to Florence, work in a coffee shop or a vintage record shop, start smoking and then live happily after. Something about smoking in Florence…

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